Funny Happy Birthday Quotes
“Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.”
“I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy Birthday!”
“You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, happy birthday!”
“Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!”
“Cheers on your birthday. One step closer to adult underpants.”
“Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.”
“Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another!”
“Don’t get all weird about getting older! Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us!”
“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!”
“You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday!”
“On your birthday, I thought of giving you the cutest gift in the world. But then I realized that is not possible, because you yourself are the cutest gift in the world.”
“Happy birthday to someone who is forever young!”
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven that too many will kill you.)"
"Don’t let ageing get you down... it’s too hard to get back up again!"
"Middle age... when “happy hour” is a nap!"
"If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you’re a genius!
"What goes up but never comes down? Your age."
“It’s birthday time again, and wow! You’re a whole year older now! So clown around and have some fun to make this birthday your best one. Happy birthday!”
“The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.”
“Age doesn’t make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!”
“Just wanted to be the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. So, happy birthday!”
“One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.”
“Congratulations on being even more experienced. I’m not sure what you learned this year, but every experience transforms us into the people we are today. Happy birthday!”
“I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.”
"Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years... wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?"
"When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off."
“When the little kids ask how old you are at your party, you should go ahead and tell them. While they’re distracted trying to count that high, you can steal a bite of their cake! Happy birthday!”
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